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This list of exceptional men has been updated.

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07.04.11 2
Can the rest of my life please be narrated by Benedict Cumberbatch?
06.21.11 84
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05.30.11 2021
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

Asked by tumblrbot

I was thinking, my bed, but I’m the type of person who can actually sleep on any dry surface available if I’m sleepy enough. And I have the tendency to over-think which is exactly what I’m doing now even though a bot was asking this question. The answer would be; my favorite inanimate object changes as my situation/mood changes. Hey, you didn’t ask for absolute.

05.30.11 0
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1969…what a great year it was.

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1969…what a great year it was.

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02.23.11 509
Lost History, Really Lost
[Sarah, 18-year-old freshman]
January 19: So whatever happened to Hitler?
February 20: Who's Gorbachev? He was a soccer player, wasn't he?
02.21.11 0

Radiohead - Lotus Flower

Track 5 from the album The King of Limbs. The timing couldn’t be any better for this release. I was never more damaged. I had Thom Yorke’s trademark look as in one droopy eye, except mine was darker and was caused by a blow. I could taste blood and my pores are all showing off like housewives in an orgy club, take note that bitchslaps do that to your face, girls. Got to thank my dad for giving me another reason to not give a fuck whether he’s dead or alive anymore.

02.21.11 0
Artist: Melancholic Bitch
Song: My Feeling for You
Album: Anamnesis
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Melancholic Bitch - My Feeling for You

I shit to this song not because it’s shitty. The mental image of a slowdance with that dreamy-eyed guy with a tortured soul is food for my solitude, which eventually creates a lovely bowel movement.

Wong Kar-wai’s THE GRANDMASTERS

“In martial arts there is no right or wrong, only the last man standing.”

01.17.11 0
My Wuxia Novel

My mother just reminded me that I wrote a wuxia novel on my pre-teen days
And the bit she remembered is of my hero farting on a tree.

01.16.11 0